Yes. Pat Sajak is that awesome. He isn't just a game show host, he is also a freedom fighter against the zombie horde!
That zombie horde?? Yes, the horde from the zombies of those alarmists on man-caused global warming apocalypse.
And all he uses is his 12-guage shotgon of wit and the ever-explosive and wide-impacting logic bomb.
With these two solitary weapons at his disposal he lays waste to the vaste advancing zombie horde. See how he conquers all....From Ricochet online:
Manmade global warming, like so many other social and economic issues, has become hopelessly politicized. Each side has dug in its heels and has accused the other of acting irresponsibly and dishonestly. For the believers, the other side has become the equivalent of Holocaust deniers; and for the doubters, the other side has become a cult intent on manipulating mankind to remake the world in some sort of natural Utopian image.
Let’s assume that a third of the world’s population really believes mankind has the power to adjust the Earth’s thermostat through lifestyle decisions. The percentage may be higher or lower, but, for the sake of this exercise, let’s put it at one-third. Now it seems to me these people have a special obligation to change their lives dramatically because they truly believe catastrophe lies ahead if they don’t. The other two-thirds are merely ignorant, so they can hardly be blamed for their actions.
Ooohhh. There goes a leg. heh heh. He's rearming.
Now, if those True Believers would give up their cars and big homes and truly change the way they live, I can’t imagine that there wouldn’t be some measurable impact on the Earth in just a few short years.
Then, when the rest of us saw the results of their actions—you know, the earth cooling, oceans lowering, polar bears frolicking and glaciers growing—we would see the error of our ways and join the crusade voluntarily and enthusiastically.
How about it? Why wait for governments to change us? You who have already seen the light have it within your grasp to act in concert with each other and change the world forever. And I hate to be a scold, but you have a special obligation to do it because you believe it so strongly.
So start Tweeting each other and get the ball rolling. We’ll anxiously await results. See, I told you I had the solution. My work here is done.
Oooohhh. A head shot. And, they're down for the eternal count. That's gotta hurt!
Unfortunately for Pat Sajak, like every "good" zombie movie, just when the hero thinks he has won or achieved some sort of reprieve, the legless-zombie torso comes at you from the open window. And, you're toast.
You see Mr Sajak, while your direction and placement of fire was sound, you didn't kill the heart of the beast. That heart still beats. That heart is what drives the zombies to infect others. That heart is the primary vector. It is the virus that is the cause of the infection turning normal everyday people into rambling brain-dead zombies.
They don't want to really change the Earth or to just walk about brain-dead living their happy commune flesh-eating lives. Their sole purpose is to infect and eat YOUR brains. To take you away from YOUR happy life and loved ones.
Yelling at the zombies to just go away and leave us alone has never worked.
Just ask the blonde chic that was eaten 2 scenes ago.