The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

$434,000 To Just Say No

[picapp align="none" wrap="false" link="term=Al+Aqsa+Martyrs+Brigade&iid=3062428" src="" width="500" height="333" /]

Like a virgin.

How do you teach innocent and virtuous teenage girls to just say no to the sexual-harassing advances of the hormone-crazed sex-starved teenage boys?


Seriously?  How?  I have never had one tell me no.  I bet that happened to you as well through your teen years.  Every single time you walked up to a teenage girl, she just threw herself all over you with open arms..... and legs.

Well, thanks to advances in science (-fiction), we can now teach our vulnerable girls how to just say no.  And we can do that for just $434,000 of your tax dollars. 

How great is that?

The University of Central Florida is spending approximately $434,000 on a simulator that will be used to promote abstinence amongst pre-teen girls.

"What's radically different about this [concept is that] one person controls many characters," Charles Hughes, UCF Computer Science professor, told Fox News.

A boy similar in age might approach the person playing the game and ask her to make out or there might be some sexual innuendo."

"They have an opportunity to interact with the avatars and they'll earn points for particular social skills that they develop.

"It's [clearly] a place to practice where there aren't any social consequences."

Seriously?  They think that today's free-sex kids are only doing it because they don't know how to say NO?  Then please explain RAVES?

But, at least we have some sound-minded people out there that can see through this tripe.  From the comments section comes a dose of reality:

I'm pretty sure chastity belts are way cheaper than $434,000.

J.r. Hawkins
Why didn't they just buy half a million dollars worth of WOW subscriptions? It's the most effective abstinence tool there is.



#1 DMartyr 03-Aug-2010
Powered by Snarf ยท Contact Us