The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

Those Starving Palestinians

The Gaza Strip, if you believe the Western press, is a land of utter starvation and waste—a prison camp all but destroyed under the foot of the "oppressive" Zionist regime.

And yet, strangely enough, they seem to have an abundance of time for hobbies. Like racing speedboats. Or horses. Or museum sightseeing. Or fine dining. Or fine hotels and asian massage.

Pain beyond comprehension.

And yet, there's an insidious new form of torture-tainment available to the Palestinian masses, if this morning newswire is to be believed: Rap music and parkour!

Will the horrors never cease???

Somebody call Sally Struthers, stat! These starving people obviously need a fundraiser!


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