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This is not the Iranian Air Force.
An Iranian fighter jet crashed Tuesday in southern Iran near the country's nuclear power plant that is to start up over the weekend, a semi-official news agency reported.
Israel doesn't have to attack Iran. They can just pretend to attack and the Iranian military will implode from fright.
But they'll still blame the Joos making the Israel Versus Iran Betting Pool as valid as ever. Pick your square.
Another local official, Mohammad Hasan Shanbadi, said technical failure was the cause of the crash but did not elaborate.
The pilot apparently and repeatedly pressed the "Allah Flight Control" button, which calls on Allah, the Islamic God, to take over the controls. But for some unknown reason (and who are they to question Allah's motives) Allah decided not to help fly the jet at that moment.
"I don't understand it," Shanbadi was quoted as saying. "We all know Allah is the most perfect and expert jet fighter pilot. Why he choose not to fly that day is a mystery. Perhap he was angry because the pilot allowed his adult daughter to expose her hair and listen to music. We shall have to stone her to death and win Allah's favor again."
Shanbadi refused to provide further details.