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Must Have Been The Joos

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This is not the Iranian Air Force.

The Iranian Air Force at work:

An Iranian fighter jet crashed Tuesday in southern Iran near the country's nuclear power plant that is to start up over the weekend, a semi-official news agency reported.

Israel doesn't have to attack Iran. They can just pretend to attack and the Iranian military will implode from fright.

But they'll still blame the Joos making the Israel Versus Iran Betting Pool as valid as ever. Pick your square.

Another local official, Mohammad Hasan Shanbadi, said technical failure was the cause of the crash but did not elaborate.

The pilot apparently and repeatedly pressed the "Allah Flight Control" button, which calls on Allah, the Islamic God, to take over the controls. But for some unknown reason (and who are they to question Allah's motives) Allah decided not to help fly the jet at that moment.

"I don't understand it," Shanbadi was quoted as saying. "We all know Allah is the most perfect and expert jet fighter pilot. Why he choose not to fly that day is a mystery. Perhap he was angry because the pilot allowed his adult daughter to expose her hair and listen to music. We shall have to stone her to death and win Allah's favor again."

Shanbadi refused to provide further details.

  DailyFodder


Comments:

#1 Rooster 17-Aug-2010

Is there a reason you keep writing?  I'd rather stare at lorem ipsum for a month straight than read one post of yours. 

#2 William Teach 17-Aug-2010
Only a few days left for Israel to bomb. Will they do it?
#3 DMartyr 17-Aug-2010

Rooster? Brian told me you died in a cock fight after downing a bottle of tequila while watching chicken porn!!

WTF, dude?

#4 captainfish 17-Aug-2010

hahahahahahaah  It's chickenhawk again.

 

An Iranian fighter jet crashed Tuesday in southern Iran near the country's nuclear power plant

Dang.  Missed it by THAT much.

Unfortunately, had we had a republican in office that supported Israel, then Israel would be more open and willing to go after those Iranian reactors.  However, with an anti-American and antisemitic and anti-Israel in the office, they would be stupid to attack now.  They would get more hell from this president than from the Arab Street.

But.... then...... that would set up a perfect lede to the prophecide battle.   Russia, Iran, Turkey turn against and go after Israel.  At some point, either before or after, Israel has to battle Lebanon and then wipe out Syria.

#5 Brian C. Ledbetter 19-Aug-2010

I took the liberty of spicing this post up with an illustration.

Picapp is our friend. Literally!

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