The Ghost of Snapped Shot

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OH! THE HUMANITY!!

I have just received some SHOCKING news! Brace yourselves!

I have learned that the terrorists being held in Guantanamo Bay only receive ONE portion of ice cream per day! OMG!! HOW DO THEY SURVIVE???

Detainees' diets at Guantanamo Bay have been a controversial issue for some time and now the U.S. prison is said to be rationing ice cream.

The frozen dessert is allegedly being tightly measured, with only one ice cream allowed for each of its 147 detainees.

Journalist for The Miami Herald, Carol Rosenberg, photographed a refrigerator at Guantanamo, with two signs reading ‘DETAINEE FOOD ONLY’ and ‘Only 1 Ice Cream For each detainee!’

I'm so ashamed right now, that America has treated these terrorists so cruelly.

Not.

  DailyFodder


Comments:

#1 Kevin 26-Sep-2010

I know you're being facetious, DMartyr, but seriously, how much lower can our country go?  First it's only one ice cream per criminal, but what's next? 

Next they'll lower the daily body massage length from 90 minutes to 60!  Or perhaps curtail the time the terrorists spend lying on the beach from 5 hrs a day to 4.  IT'S INHUMANE!  Heck, I've even heard (unproven) that they cancelled caviar and foie gras night!  Those poor criminals.

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