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Once Upon A Time Jesus, Tebow & Obama Joined A Gang

Yeah, I know.  Obama would drive anyone crazy.

Isn't Friday the perfect time for this news story?  I'll just post it up without any of my famous hyperbole.

GAINESVILLE, Fla., Nov. 10 (UPI) -- A Florida court refused a man's request for restraining orders against President Barack Obama, former Gators quarterback Tim Tebow and Jesus Christ.

Ummmm.. Yeah.  They might have a time serving both messiahs Obama and Jesus. 

So, why did this man feel that his last resort was to file for a restraining order?

John Gilliand filed papers in Alachua County court last week claiming he felt threatened by the three famous figures and he made reference in the filings to the men being gang members or making gang symbols in his direction, the Orlando (Fla.) Sentinel reported Tuesday.

"I was trespassed from the Kangaroo Gas Station on University for saying T-Bo sucks," Gilliand wrote in his petition for an injunction for protection against Tebow.

Wow.  So, the gang of Obama, Jesus and Tebow made gang signs in his direction and he felt threatened on some streat corner (where no doubt he lives) when he stated "T-bo sucks".  Was "T-bo" even around sir?  I would think he did see these guys.  Probably even sees them on a daily basis.

Get this, he gave a reason for this restraining order that the judge felt was very compelling.

"I personally hate any type of exercise although I feel Billy Blanks has a wonderful video."

OH. OOOhhhhhh.  Wow.  Hard to argue with that sound, reasoned logic.  But, in the end, the judge had to reject the petition on technical grounds.  But, that won't stop Mr Gilliand.  No Sir!!

The petitions were rejected the same day they were filed but Gilliand filed a supplemental affidavit, this time naming only Obama and Tebow, asking the court to reconsider his requests.

Go Get 'Em Sir.  Go get 'em.

 

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#3 John Gilliand 13-Apr-2011

Sure, I live in Greenville South Carolina and am here attempting to do research concerning religous references about time lapses.I am a practicing scientologist having had the same place of employment for one year in Gainesville.I enjoy studyng those less spiritually enlighted on their own level as well as your mating habits.You are correct in the fact that I was physically assaulted at my place of employment for flying the Obama sign down three times disrespecting folk nation.You are also correct in the fact that I never exercise.Dove Much?Oh, I openly support Casey Anthony.Any further Questions?Post Script. I consider myself Canadian and personally have absolutly no political view whatsoever in this penal colony you call America.I will neither be harassed nor intimidated for being white and a scientologist.I am drug free and seldom partake of alcoholic beverages.Would you like a dollar or perhaps some change?

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