Dumfries, Virginia, which might as well be the Bermuda Triangle.
You know how the old saying goes: When they outlaw screwdrivers, only outlaws will have screwdrivers! And they'll most certainly all live in Dumfries, no doubt.
A Dumfries-area woman is charged with stabbing a 29-year-old man during a fight early Thursday morning, police said.
Prince William police spokesman Jonathan Perok said the victim, of Dumfries, was repeatedly stabbed the arm and chest while in the 17400 block of Denali Place in the Forest Park neighborhood near Dumfries 2:25 a.m.
Wendy Luciana Pena, 31, of the 17400 block of Denali Place, was charged with aggravated malicious wounding, police said.
Dumfries: The oldest incorporated town in Virgina - And also the largest source of indicted public officials! What's not to like about that?