Snapped Shot

New Feature Alert!

This Photoshop contest can now be found at SnappedShot turbo. And I think you'll all agree that "turbo" is a lot easier to use than the cumbersome instructions below, even if it is currently only in beta.

We aim to squeeze.... Empty-suited, astroturfing politicians, that is.

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Please allow me to translate Barack Obama's remarks about the lipstick-on-pigs incident from a few moments ago:



[Source A, B]

This feature definitely needs some spicing up. Donkeyrock mentioned a while ago that he was getting bored with Mahmoud, but so far I haven't found any other really reliably silly-looking dictators, which is a bit of a bummer. Instead of continuing with boring pictures of Mahmoud, I'll see if I can save the best of the week, and use them for an (hopefully) entertaining Photoshop contest instead.

To kick the modified "Daily Dictator" feature off, here's a pretty silly looking photo, and here's my first 'chop of it. If you have one of your own, feel free to post it using BBcode tags down in the comments section.



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Did AFP stringer Wathiq Khuzaie manage to snap a portrait of Barack Obama's spirit guide?

How pure it is.

No wonder they call him a lightworker.

NEWSFLASH: In a world exclusive, I am pleased to announce that after using advanced spectral imagery on this Reuters photograph, I've managed to capture John McCain's nefarious spirit guide on film.



I'm trying to get Star Wymynspyryt on the phone right now to get this earth-shattering update out to the press. Continue reading »

When I read that an unindicted conspirator in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing was kicking off a marketing campaign for Islam on the New York Subway System this morning, my gears started spinning.

Then, after kick-starting them with a half-gallon's worth of caffeine, I finally came up with something:—Maybe we can help him come up with some good ideas for his campaign! Here, allow me to start things off with my own humble submission of what I think an Unindicted Terrorist's marketing campaign might look like:



Can you help the unindicted conspirator come up with more marketing material? Feel free to share your photoshop creations down yonder—If you have trouble figuring out how it works, just drop me a note.

Update: Word has it that the brothers TNOYF (okay, so they're not really "brothers") are working on their own contribution to this campaign. Until I can get ahold of their submission, I'll leave you with the second ad in my own personal ISLAM IS PEACE!!!!!! campaign:

When I read this National Public Radio article on the "starving poor," and I saw the photo that illustrated it, this is the first thing that came to mind:



Aunt Barb, I can see you shaking your head out there.

Update: Some random liberal thinks I'm mean-spirited. No surprise there—The Left has been unable to laugh at anything since the Carter years. They're scarred for life, I tell ya!

(That was a joke, in case you missed it. Or you're a liberal.)

Sources—Or: People Less Mean-Spirited than Me

Gateway Pundit, Moonbattery

Fresh on the heels of the controversy surrounding a game that lets you blow up President Bush, Nottendo has announced their latest and most exciting offering in years.

Update: HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Six Meat Buffet, for the win:



It may be an oldie, but it's totally new to me. My hat's off to Cranky, who apparently has more "funneh" in his little finger than the rest of us combined.

You can find the rest of today's tribute down in the extended entry. I can't even begin to compare. Continue reading »

Yeah... that's the ticket!

Here's the crazy stuff my head comes up with if I just so happen to be stuck in a CMMI training session, armed with Photoshop:

Mahmoud always manages to find himself in deep trouble, no matter where he goes:



I can't wait to see how this movie ends—though I'm pretty sure we can already guess that he's not king of the world.

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As of right now (10PM in the Eastern time zone), the web offering for "Mosques of America" has been pulled, instead sending readers to the following page:

"You need to login to access this page." (Click to zoom)

What? Do you cretins "public servants" over in the State Department get all nervous when We, The People actually notice what you're up to?

By the People, for the People Muslims, indeed.

Update 17 Jul: Thanks to the ever-vigilant Mr. Robert Spencer for getting a screencap of the site before it was yanked!

As of this morning, Barry Lynn's group of Christian-hating communists is still shockingly silent on this issue. My surprise-ometer? Let's just say it ain't "pegged."

Get yours now, as they're only available in a limited run before Christmas.

Yes, it's officially printed by order of the State Department, on the taxpayer dime.

But as you've probably guessed, some of the details I'm mentioning here are adjusted, ever so slightly.

In celebration of Christmas, Global Publishing Solutions (GPS) is offering a limited edition of the 2009 Churches in America Wall Calendar. This 12-month calendar is perfect for Christian outreach efforts, as well as office and event giveaways.

Barry Lynn, infamous and oft-derided Church-State separator? Missing in action, just as expected.

(h/t mikey_hates_everything—I know the feeling, incidentally.)

Update: Ron of Isophorone Blog suggests that we use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Adobe Photoshop™ to come up with our own official State Department calendars. Collect 'em, trade 'em—I'm firing up my handy-dandy copy of Photoshop as we speak.

Update: "Muslim Murderers*" in America. You know you want to pick a copy up today! Continue reading »

Many thanks to Rodger T. for sending this one in, too. Apparently, our short little dictatorial friend has managed to step into a heap of trouble during the recent missile tests. Hilarity, of course, wasn't far behind.



Remember, Mahmoud: It's stop, drop, and Death to America!

(Now that I can finally update the site...) We made the front page of Digg? Sweet! Hiya, everybody! The server only fell over a little bit this time, right?

I can't find any Photoshopping here.



Image courtesy WTC, who has just found their way into my blogroll.

Update: More 1000% authentic goodness beyond the fold. I love it when these little storms take off!

Aww shucks—Thanks, Alan. I'm just the messenger, though—The funny comes straight to you from WTC (and all of the other brilliant contributors listed below). Continue reading »

Oh, so that's where Mahmoud's run off to. Who would've doubted for a second that this would've been such a happy wedding:



What do you think their honeymoon destination of choice will be?

All my money's on Fire Island. They'd get along fine there.