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Always Watching the All-Seeing Eye

 

Ok, a post to gain back some respect

"ye'es, I vouch perzon'aly for deez imiges. Why wouldz we lie?"
Buffing off my recently tarnished image, I present you with a much relevant and timely post regarding news of the day.


I promise.

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Bubba's Field Trip

"Hmm.. so whites have to be washed separately, eh?" [Photo via Newscom]
This even occurred last April, but for some reason, we are just now seeing it.

Here you can see Bubba learning how to wash his own clothes.

Here, Bubba is seen walking through the cave of wonders with its magical stalagmites of shiny goodness. This is where he creates his peace, love and joy that he spreads to all the good little boys.

And here, you can see Bubba learning how to build with tinker toys. Oh what fun he had that day. Continue reading »
 

Fauxtography: Ahmadinejad Style?

I'm going to post this picture directly for two reasons: One, I think the image has been manipulated, and would love to hear from the rest of you as to whether or not you concur. Two, as I mentioned previously, I do not acknowledge the copyright claims of terrorists.

So, with that disclaimer in mind, I'd like for you to consider the following picture. Pay particular attention to the woman on the left—Anyone else think that the lighting on her outfit is all wrong?

Click to zoom in


The pattern looks "off" to me, too. It's either a really modern design, and thusly quite camera-surly, or Ah-maddy-jab has been following in CAIR's footsteps with one of his female relatives.

As always, feel free to sound off in the comments, whether you agree or not.

(h/t Gateway Pundit for the picture)
 

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Gee, such harsh rhetoric from someone who CNN glowingly referred to as a "populist."

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad delivers his speech at the Science and Industry University in Tehran, Monday, Nov. 12, 2007. Ahmadinejad on Monday called critics of his country's disputed nuclear program 'traitors' and vowed to expose their collaboration with Iran's enemies, state media reported. (AP Photo)


I can't quite put my finger on it, but he's saying something that sounds oddly familiar.
 

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Looks like Spongebob Dictatorpants has something of an affinity for Canon cameras.

This can be an ad for Cannon, “So easy, even Ahmadinejad can do it!”. Actually, it is not. Ahmadinejad paid a visit to the Islamic Republic News Agency, IRNA. To have more fun with IRNA, see how IRNA used the picture of an American airplane team as an Iranian one in here. (Courtesy Kamangir)


Update: Click on the picture to zoom, by the way. I figured that y'all were smarter than Maddyjab, and didn't put that in initially!

Update x2: Here's some PHOTOSHOP FODDER for you, if you're interested in having some fun!

Female members of Basij, the fundamentalist paramilitary group, practiced shooting with different weapons. (Also via Kamangir)


Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad arrives to hold a press conference in Tehran, June 2007. Iran has given visiting Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki its full support for restoring security in Iraq but told him a pullout of US forces was the only way to end the violence.(AFP/File/Behrouz Mehri)
 

Freedom of the Press, Iranian-Style

It would seem that the tiny tin-pot tyrant has officially taken over the Islamic Revolutionary News Agency, the official news agency of the Iranian government. No word on how this will affect their already ridiculous coverage.

He's crazy for the news! (REUTERS/Morteza Nikoubazl)
 

Daily Dictator, Saved by the Mullahs Edition

It looks like our pal Mahmud Ahmadinejad will not be ending his term anytime soon as the dictator duly-elected President of the Terrorist Peaceful Republic of Nukes Iran. (That sure took some editing!)

"Yes, is glorious day! Praise Yahweh!"


It really is turning out to be a glorious week for dictators everywhere...
 

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Iranian Dictators: Approved by 10 out of 10 ophthalmologists.

Orig: Workers hang a huge poster of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Dubai 14 May. UN nuclear inspectors say Iran is pressing ahead on a larger scale than ever with the uranium enrichment activities that Western powers suspect are aimed at developing a nuclear bomb, the New York Times reported Tuesday(AFP/Karim Sahib)
 

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... and in a continuation of our earlier Noocleear Day festivities, it appears that Jim over at Gateway Pundit has beaten me to the punch yet again (Curses!) in pointing out that Iran's little tinpot dictator has announced that Iran has entered the nuclear age.

"Yes, we'd like to announce that we're selling doves cheap."

Is this announcement for real? Is it merely propagandistic hype? It's too early to say for sure—but at least the pictures are sure to be terrific! Stay tuned for more of today's Nuclear! festivities. Continue reading »
 

Daily Conference of Dictators

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, seen here in March 2007, has opened a news conference by launching an attack on the UN Security Council for failing to prevent bloodshed in the Middle East and the "occupation" of Iraq.(AFP/File/Atta Kenare)

It looks like ol' Maddy-jab's press conference in Iran is starting, per Fox News. I'll keep an eye on the transcripts, when they're available, and will provide details shortly.

Update: In order to reduce clutter, I'll be tracking updates on the extended version of this story.

Elsewhere: The Jawa Report, Jules Crittenden, Right Wing News, A Blog for All, Wizbang, Pajamas Media, Captains Quarters, Kamangir/کمانگیر, Hot Air, Gateway Pundit, Michelle Malkin, Sweetness & Light, Blue Crab Boulevard, Powerline, Ace of Spades, Instapundit, Myrtus, EU Referendum.

You might also want to see the latest news with the missing American in Iran, who has now been identified as a former FBI agent and counterfeiting expert. Continue reading »
 

Daily Dictator (and his enabler)

(I'll leave it up to you to decide who is who.)

A match made in Outer Heck.

Orig: Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, left, shakes hands with the leader of the militant Palestinian group Hamas, Khaled Mashaal, at the start of their meeting in Tehran, Iran, Tuesday, March 6, 2007. An unidentified translator stands at center. (AP Photo/Sajjad Safari/Mehr News Agency)
 

Daily Dictator (Bonus Round)

This one was too good to pass up. Who knew that our little buddy would show up in defence of Sudan's right to burninate the non-Muslim peasants "peacefully" ignite their denizens. Here's more on the terror-loving Islamic thug who's currently running Sudan, in case you're interested.

Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir, left, and his Iranian counterpart Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, right, review an honor guard upon Ahmadinejad's arrival at Khartoum airport, Sudan, Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2007. Ahmadinejad arrived in Sudan on Wednesday for talks between two leaders who face strong U.N. Security Council pressure — Iran for its nuclear program and Sudan for the conflict in Darfur. (AP Photo/Abd Raouf)
 

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"Yes, Alex, I'd like to buy a vowel?"
 

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Breathing fire always works, right?

Personally, I think ol' Maddy-jabby will self-destruct long before the West will need to do anything about him. It's not like he's immensely popular amongst everyday Iranians or anything...