You Can Have My Cheetos When You Pry Them From My Cold Dead Hands!
URGENT! Brady Campaign has released the following statement about THIS story: "Each day in America more than 80 people die from Cheetos® and another 200 are wounded but survive with clogged arteries. This level of lethal and traumatic snacking is much higher than other developed countries.
This tragedy will continue unless we adopt strong, sensible Cheetos® laws to make it harder for dangerous people to get their hands on the popular snack."
"First and foremost," said an unidentified Brady Campaign spokesman, "We should try to keep Cheetos® out of the hands of those who should not have them, including criminals and children."
The Brady Campaign statements are referring to an incident that took place on the evening of June 21st, 2009. Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff's Department, was the first on the scene. According to his report:
...the pair became "involved in a verbal altercation" with each other "at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault."
"There was evidence of the assault," the report read, "however no physical marks on either party and the primary aggressor was unable to be determined."
Where I come from, we call this a "food fight."
