Breaking: Rumor has it that Abdel Basset al-Megrahi, the Lockerbie Bomber, has died.
No word on how Hell is, though word has it he's joined by Fidel Castro and Kim Jong-Il. The room service may stink, but the company he's keeping is most definitely worse.
Shocking update: His lawyer denies that there's any truth to the rumor. Interesting...!
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