Intifada | Snapped Shot

Sometimes, our little terrorist friends just toss us the funniest little bits of joy.

Palestinian Islamic Jihad militants fall off of a truck after one of them was injured, center, during a training session on the outskirts of Khan Younis, southern Gaza Strip, Wednesday, March 3, 2010. (AP Photo/Tara Todras-Whitehill)

Ye bloody infidels, behold Hamas' new terrifying weapon of terror:

Oooo, scary!

See-Also: The Jawa Report, doubleplusundead. (Thanks, guys!)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the newest craze in Jihadi-training excellence:

Palestinian Islamic Jihad militants participate in a training session on the outskirts of Khan Younis, southern Gaza Strip, Thursday, Jan. 21, 2010. (AP Photo/Ashraf Amra)

Exit question: Is it politically incorrect to refer to members of Islamic Jihad as... "Jihadis?"

This former PRC terrorist was, no doubt, an innocent victim of the dastardly Zionist military regime:

Palestinians chant Islamic slogans while they carry the body of Jehad El-Smare, a militant from the Hamas-allied Popular Resistance Committee, at a mosque during his funeral in Khan Younis, southern Gaza Strip, Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2010. El-Smare was killed during an Israeli air strike in which two others were wounded in southern Gaza. The Israeli military confirmed that it carried out the airstrike late Tuesday. Such airstrikes have been relatively rare in the year since Israel's large-scale three-week invasion of Gaza ended. (AP Photo /Adel Hana)

The people carrying his body appear to be a bunch of noble Methodists of the most gentle persuasion too, don't they?

I would like to step back for a moment and thank Adel Hana for actually taking the time to point out that the "victim" here was a terrorist, even though him being named "Holy War" (or "Peaceful Inner Struggle," if you want to believe people like Doug "Ibrahim" Hooper) was enough of a clue by itself.

Because leaving that little factoid out, like Eyad Baba did in this photo here, makes the situation all the more comical. Notice the obvious militants looking over the obviously injured other obvious militant laying there on that stretcher.

"A wounded person." Heh!

Comedy like that can only happen in real life, my friends.

The Elder of Ziyon and his team of blogging ninjas have put together a list of 349 Palestinian terrorists which were "accidentally" included on a list of civilians killed by Israel.

How I missed it the first time, I don't really know--t'was a rough time of year for Ye Olde Snappy-- but as he points out, a French blog has gone and put the story into the perfect context:

The Civilians of Gaza, A Pictorial Revue

Scroll it and weep, peaceniks.

Noz, I'm specifically looking for your input on this. It goes without saying that I won't be holding my breath for a statement out of the peace-lovers at Amnesty International, since an event like this goes pretty heavily against their preprogrammed views of the "oppressive" Israelis.

(The content isn't explicitly graphic, but only because it's a low-resolution capture. As such: Viewer discretion is advised.)

Thanks to Stable Hand from the Jawa crew.

Update: Soccer Dad reminds us of this touching story of a mother's love for her children. In the "families that love each other, blow up each other" sort of way, of course.

You know, I've got the greatest idea ever: If you don't want to see your family members get killed in the streets, then stop encouraging them to try to kill innocent civilians. Or heck, maybe even try to stop hating said innocent civilians for just one little bit, and see what that does to improve your outlook on the world.

Either way, spare me the endless streams of crocodile tears, since your emotion-driven outpouring is not newsworthy in the least.

Violence, after all, always has that pesky little habit of leading to sudden death. Which becomes less sudden and more unsurprising with each passing day.

Says the Associated "Martyr-Celebrating" Press:

Palestinian relatives of Fatah militant Mohammed Kaloub react during his funeral in the Shati Refugee Camp, in Gaza City, Tuesday, Dec. 1, 2009. Kaloub's vehicle exploded Monday night killing him and injuring two others when explosives they were carrying accidentally blew up. (AP Photo/ Tara Todras-Whitehill)

Thusly illustrating that Tara Todras-Whitehill remains as clueless to the root causes of this violence as ever.

Somehow, I have a feeling that had the roles in this particular fight [moderate warning] been reversed, Reuters would have picked a much harsher word than "scuffle" to describe it:

A Jewish settler touches his head after he was injured during scuffles with Palestinians at a house in the Sheikh Jarrah neighbourhood of East Jerusalem December 1, 2009. In East Jerusalem, scuffles erupted between Jewish settlers and Palestinians as the settlers cleaned a part of the house an Israeli court awarded them after a land ownership dispute. REUTERS/Ammar Awad (JERUSALEM POLITICS CONFLICT)

Of course, as we all know, it's only a "hate" crime when those dastardly radical Israeli settlers do it, rampaging and attacking all over the countryside, as only radical Israeli settlers have long been known to do. (Yes, Virginia, I'm being facetious.)

Oh, and for the record, the Associated Press isn't exactly playing fair here, either, describing the whole situation thusly:

A Palestinian woman reacts as she carries a toddler, while Jewish settlers move out the belongings of a Palestinian family from a house in the east Jerusalem neighborhood of Sheikh Jarrah, Tuesday, Dec. 1, 2009. In an unrest Tuesday, a Jewish family took over a house in an Arab neighborhood of east Jerusalem, sparking a protest by rock-throwing Palestinians and a few Israeli and foreign activists who joined them, police said. One of the family members was lightly injured in the head when a protester hit him with a metal bar, and police arrested five people. Both sides claim ownership of the building. (AP Photo/Dan Balilty)

What, you mean a metal bar like this?

Good thing it was a peaceful metal bar, carried by an innocent, peace-loving Protester of Peace.

Otherwise, someone might've gotten hurt.

Update: Thanks to Soccer Dad for the link! Or I should say, the links. Plural, because he's ninja like that!

Breaking: Rumor has it that Abdel Basset al-Megrahi, the Lockerbie Bomber, has died.

No word on how Hell is, though word has it he's joined by Fidel Castro and Kim Jong-Il. The room service may stink, but the company he's keeping is most definitely worse.

Shocking update: His lawyer denies that there's any truth to the rumor. Interesting...!

Boy, how time flies! I can't believe that Pulitzer season is upon us yet again:

In this photo taken Friday, Feb. 19, 2009, a Palestinian demonstrator waves a Palestinian flag and chants anti-Israel slogans as he climbs a pole, seen behind an elderly man, during a demonstration against Israel's separation barrier in the West Bank village of Bilin, near Ramallah. (AP Photo/Oded Balilty)

Looking for more cheesy pop art?

Oded's got you covered—even though it seems like he had to go back and desaturate everything his archive to supply the shots.

Unlike his classmates, Abdul always had problems with icing his cakes:

Masked militants of the Al Quds Brigades, the Islamic Jihad military wing, participate in a training session near Nusseirat refugee camp in the central Gaza Strip, Tuesday, Oct. 13, 2009. In the latest spat between Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas's Fatah government in the West Bank and Hamas, who accused Abbas of betraying the Palestinian cause by suspending efforts to bring Israel before a U.N. war crimes tribunal over the winter offensive on Gaza, has dealt a new blow to reconciliation efforts between the factions. (AP Photo / Ashraf Amra)

If only he had stuck with more traditional cake-icing tools, he might've been in Paris on this very day.